Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Does leaving half an onion next to your bed at night cure swine flu? My liberal commie friend says it does?

Supposedly it sucks the bacteria up, like a vaccum, then you wake up feeling refreshed. Im skeptical because he also claims the keynan birth certificate is a fake.Does leaving half an onion next to your bed at night cure swine flu? My liberal commie friend says it does?
no, the onion won't work.





Gargling with salt water would be a better bet.Does leaving half an onion next to your bed at night cure swine flu? My liberal commie friend says it does?
I smell troll.
LOL
I heard they used this technique back in the day of the plague and stuff. My daughter has the flu so I tried it and no it didn't work!
Ha! To borrow the colloquialism, ';that's just an old wives' tale';. Psh. What Amy suggested actually does help (helped my whole family).





*EDIT*


Also what CH said.
That's preposterous, viruses 'hide' in your cells, so it would actually have to vacuum up your cells, and therefore parts of your face etc. would go missing, which is just silly.
only red onions
Sure it does.... It does have side affects though, you become bowl legged, hair starts growing out of your ears and a wart will grow on your nose.


Or.....


Wash your hands frequently. Use an alcohol-based gel if you don't have access to water.


Cough and sneeze into a tissue or into your hands. Wash your hands afterward.


When you cough, turn your head away from others.


If you have a sudden sneeze and no tissue, bend your arm and sneeze into it.


Don't touch your eyes, nose, or mouth. This prevents germs from entering your body.


Wash any shared surfaces (like phones and keyboards) frequently. Viruses can live on surfaces for several hours.


Stay away from crowds during cold and flu season.

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