Do they take the nest getting stung over and over again placing it where the bees are not harmed? Or do they fight off the bees and destroy the nest?
Why don't they want to destroy the Al Qaeda / Taliban nest? Do they think they will just go away? Or if we provide them more flowers they will stay put in one area?
Whats their logic?If A Liberal Is Threatened By A Bees Nest Out Their Door What Do They Do?
I call the pros to deal with it.If A Liberal Is Threatened By A Bees Nest Out Their Door What Do They Do?
Well first the issue needs to be pondered, is it my fault the bees made their nest by my door, was there something I should have done to accommodate them in another location. Can I just apologize and see if they will go away, Next is the repercussions of killing them, if I use chemicals, they could hurt the environment and contribute to Global warming, and really they have as much right to be there as I do. After being stung repeatedly, a committee would be assembled to determine the best course of action to move the bees while assuring the innocent ones (you know the ones that have not stung anyone yet) are not harmed. After spending millions of dollars on research, take the contract from the lowest bidder (as a show of not being fiscally irresponsible) and then blame them and call them names when they come in and kill them.
Since liberals aren't ignorant, they would call a beekeeper to move the nest to a place where both they and the bees would be safe and the bees could continue their ecological work.
What a conservative would do is go across the street to someone else's house and drench a nest in gasoline, because you know the bees might come to his house and sting him. And the sad thing would be, there wasn't a nest there to begin with. He'll just burn down his neighbors house. Then bees will come to nest in the ruins.
When I was a kid we had bees swarm on two separate occasions, and each time we called a beekeeper who came to the house, reached into the swarm to remove the queen, and placed her into an empty hive he brought with him. All the rest of the bees flew around like crazy, eventually found the queen in the new hive, and went happily off to live at the apple orchard down the road.
Because bees (as opposed to wasps or hornets) die when they sting, nobody got stung during the relocation process, as there was as yet neither hive nor honey nor larvae to defend.
Bees are necessary to the human food supply.
Maybe you should pick a different analogy.
How does it take more than 8 years to destroy a rag tag group of terrorists unless you want the war to continue indefinitely of course?
Your logic is flawed, because the war being fought is not the one you think is being fought and the desired results are exactly what we have, just most people fail to see that.
Technically speaking though what Bush did was basically piss on the nest, run away laugh, then do it again making them more and more angry as the years passed.
They cry at first, Then they complain loudly, then they hire a lawyer to try and sue the bees. but that wont work so in the end n instead of using the door they just climb out the window out of respect for the poor bees
if theyre really liberal they will feel excited that the bees chose to make thier home there and every morning they will wake up curl up in a chair with some chai tea and watch the bees and cry when the winter comes and they all die after crying for a few days they will hold a candle light vigle with all thier liberal friends and they will all cry together and sing cume by ya
We have created a situation where the ';milk and cookie'; solution is not immediately shown to be flawed. It is allowed to thrive and now we are paying for their inapplicable existence. They are the high priests of pc thinking where eighty percent of the answers are removed before they are able to even ask the question. They will abandon the fight and when we are struck, blame George Bush. Better to get the answer wrong and leave the problem unaddressed than it is to ask an unattractive question.
they would move out ..rent the house to the government and have it renamed a wildlife sanctuary..as the bees spread to the neighbors houses they can have the neighbors moved out by the government.
at this point Nancy pelosi will give them millions to study the bees.
due to their total incompetence..the bees will all die..it seems they need water, who knew ? that's ok now we can open a low rent housing project run by acorn ..and get more government money
we certainly don't go to the nearest Robin's nest (iraq)
and Kill everything that moves in it !!!
Who doesn't want Al Queda and Bin Laden destroyed?
I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.” - G.W. Bush, 3/13/02 ...
this... from conservatives who ignored Afghanistan for the past 5 years and ran off to Iraq?
one of Obama's first actions was to increase troops in Afghanistan by 40 percent and actually put them to work going after Al Qaeda...
and you're complaining about it?
We would put on our Bee-Keeper's hats, gloves, and cover-alls, transfer the hive to a safe place and then collect honey from it on a daily basis, instead of running around like a chicken with it's head cut off, screaming and carpet-bombing our neighbors like Cons would do.
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Liberals know that the terrorist were not in Iraq it would be like having a bees nest on your front porch and sending the exterminator to the back porch to spray for bees. Get it now.
not a liberal but i would take the nest down. problem is that most neocons would toss a bucket of gasoline on it and torch it off, taking the whole house down. then complain that the bees burned the house down.
They leave ALL of the doors and windows open, and then go bomb the houses in the next neighborhood.
Oh, wait. You weren't asking for the Republican strategy, were you?
A liberal surrenders to the bees, offers to disarm unilaterally, apologizes, and offers to pay reparations. Then he wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
They can't spray chemicals since that contributes to global warming apparently.
They have to be eco-friendly and tolerate the bees.
Because the bee's nest isn't even in our neighborhood and the bees aren't really a threat here. Maybe they'd stop making the long flight over here if our kids quit bombing them, errr, throwing rocks at their nest.
We buy wasp spray.
Conservatives would just try to beat the nest into the ground with their bare hands.
They probably call an exterminator, or just let the nest stay there rather than changing the environment.
That is a horrible analogy.
They apologize for putting their door near the bees nest.
They box it up and mail it to a conservative.
People of other nations aren't bees.
They try to understand the bee's motivation for stinging them, then nail the door shut and go out the window.
HA...you are assuming logic is involved at all!
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