Why do I always get crabs on dates with Liberal hippie chicks?

I live in Chicago and there is not an ocean for hundreds of miles.Why do I always get crabs on dates with Liberal hippie chicks?
No, liberal would even notice you in crowded room you would be invisable. Dream on.Why do I always get crabs on dates with Liberal hippie chicks?
you are probably carrying the eggs and pass them along to them or you sit on a toilet seat and get them but you really don't know there are other types of crabs do you
YES there is since you have your pants on and are dressed and it's not snowing take a walk and find a nice patch of grass and **** that
Lol @ first answer.. Hey why are you having unprotected sex in this day and time. You better be careful, you may catch something you can't shake.
You speak with forked tongue. I have been to Chicago and there are no Liberals residing in Chicago.
Hippie women in Chicago?


I can say to that:BS


Oh wait,this is not the real Chi
because syphilis is the conservative christian disease, silly. in the tertiary stages they have glorious visions of god.
As if you actually get dates.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you hate that? Like it's not bad enough you have to put up with her hairy legs all night huh? LOL!!!
You give them to liberal chicks that you got from your boy friend.
those are not liberal hippie chicks its Ann Coulter can't you tell a drag queen when you see one.
BETTER STICK THE THE CONSERVATIVE MALES
Stop dating your relatives and it will all work out.
Because you are spreading them from one to the other.





.
LOL, sucks to be you dude, you got crotch roaches
I doubt you get any dates at all.
there libs and hippies, there really isn't anything to explain y, it's just their way
You don't really think anyone believes you've ever had sex, do you?
Because you have expensive taste in seafood?
Your name ends with GAY...Why are you with chicks?
...? crabs from the ocean? you fail.
You should of learned your lesson after the first time.





Of course they have them silly
lol they wish thay were near an ocean
YOU SIR,are a RACIST!
Are you taking them out to Red Lobster?
stop sleeping with them
and you give them aids - which is worse
Cause you haven't showered in ...WHAT??....3 years???
Hippies need a bath,